fullfrontalfish:

leofwines:

THDI IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEE

This little guy is experiencing Thoughts and Emotions

snapscube:

just made a fuckin BANGER iced coffee. i feel my stats going up!!!!!

teaboot:

aleshakills:

lydiogames:

lydiogames:

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I’ve ever gotten

How did they find the worst audio ever made

“surely an exaggeration” i thought, before hearing the worst audio ever made

aksarah:

proudlyunicorn:

gleerant:

gleerant:

gleerant:

strugglingpansexual:

proudlyunicorn:

gleerant:

gleerant:

gleerant:

proudlyunicorn:

proudlyunicorn:

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

update: we are married

update: we knocked up

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

Update: had a baby together

Update: he’s 1 year old today

Update: he’s 2 today

Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo

@hellsite-hall-of-fame ?

futurama:

futurama:

not urgent but i did have to drop 1300 at the vet for my cat to get a lot of dental work done, here is my kofi if anyone feels like they have an extra buck to spare

girl who had 5 teeth pulled

crtter:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:

They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.

fullfrontalfish:

guooey:

the hell

the hell

pregnantseinfeld:

paxamericana:

lmao

I stand by my assertion we live in the funniest era of politics

escuerzoresucitado:

ice ice baby

milfy: